OK. You're going to have to trust me on this.
Get a pint glass. Add 3 ice cubes, 2 or 3 good dashes of Tabasco, 7 of Worcestershire sauce. Squeeze a third of a lemon roughly into the glass. A wedge of lime, squeezed between your fingers and dropped in, too. Fill to the half way point with Guinness. Yep, you heard me right - Guinness. It's good for you. Fill up with Clamato.
This is called a Bloody Maureen. It is a good thing.